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JustSayHi Quizzes and Widgets

While browsing, I came upon this collection of quizzes and widgets. After working through a couple of them, I thought I’d publish my results here:

Would You Make a Good Human Shield?

69%

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take On In a Fight?

33

Cadaver Calculator - How Much is Your Body Worth?

$4765.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

Chance Of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

73%

Geek Quiz


50% Geek
50%

Would You Eat Your Buddies in a Blizzard?

61%

Synesthesia: Is Your Brain Wired for Creativity?

50%

How Many Germs Live On Your Keyboard?

2,741,340How Many Germs Live On Your Keyboard?

The Internet Quiz:

 

How Addicted to Coffee Are You?

There you go ;) Try doing some yourself…..

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  • A Multilingual Post For My German Fans

    Since I also have German readers, I decided to do a multilingual post. Here’s a few German tongue twisters. For my English readers they’ve also been translated:

    Englisch für Anfänger
    Drei Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhren an. Welche Hexe schaut welche Swatch Uhr an???
    Und nun das Ganze in englischer Sprache:
    Three witches watch three swatch watches.
    Which witch watches which swatch watch??

    Englisch für Fortgeschrittene
    Drei geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexe schaut sich welchen Swatch Uhrenknopf an?
    das Ganze wieder in englischer Sprache:
    Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
    Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

    Englisch für Profis
    Drei Schweizer Hexen-Schlampen, die sich wünschen geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schauen sich schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche schweizer Hexen-Schlampe, die sich wünscht geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schaut sich welchen Swatch Uhrenknopf an?
    das ganze in Englisch:
    Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, watch swiss Swatch watch switches.
    Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, watches which swiss Swatch watch switch?

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  • Filed under: German, Humor